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So I’m wearing my standard issue Superman fanclub underwear, and I’m not flyin’! What a jip, I’m switching to pancake man for the free short stack! So I finds meself being dragged by an angry father’s horse, what a jip! I tried calling for Righteous, but he seems to have run off with a goat. I knew this day would come, right after yesterday. Uh-oh, there’s a woman eyein’ me with a mouth full of chewing tobacco! Don’t do it miss, OR i’LL LOSE IT!! Damn you and that amateur hour Skoal right in my eye! If you’re gonna chew, it better be Kodiac! Now I seem to be getting pounded by that amateur hour Skoal woman! Typical, I’ve seen this before! Oh you crazy weirdo, DON’T PULL THE LOCKS! Man I wish I weren’t so tied up and getting whooped like a kid caught staring at the cheerleading coach! Ya know miss, your punches SUCK, eat that! Oh my eye, HELP!! Come back Righteous I was kidding about the barbecue! Miss I’m gonna lose it! WHAT, you wanna untie me, go ahead! There ya go, now I’m outta here! So I’m stealin’ the pesky horse-folk that was dragging me, you stink miss, EAT THAT! Whoops, she seems to have a Camaro and el whip! No way is this hide gettin’ tanned again! Warm up my stool in heaven, I’m bringin’ a sixer and a smile!