Yeah, my writing is going well, my left arm fell off! My head hasn’t exploded, but there’s always hope! My sister found a chestnut, exciting. I saw that Phoenix guy’s movie, the smell caught me by surprise, but I found a pesky used chestnut, highlight! OH, I went on a Blade Runner binge, always scary! What, am I really hiding a chicken in my COAT?! How dare you sir! Sorry I’m smuggling grapes thru customs. OH yeah, I could have sworn I tripped and landed in an episode of Seinfeld, NORM! Then there’s this Joe DiMaggio book I’m reading, sucks, sucks bad! From what I’ve read on the cover he was a good football player or whatever?! He’s not coming to my house anytime soon! You know who is, guess, guess?! That’s right, wonderwoman herself what’s her name! I’ve got a grilled cheese from a week ago waitin’ for ya WHAT’S your name! I probably shouldn’t have told her I was fan, oopsadaisy! Now to clean up, I’ll have to dig a pathway thru the living room, as Trash surrounds me! Oops, I’m trapped under a pizza box, tell the pizza woman I love her! What’s that, I shouldn’t blog and karate kick my car? Tough sir, that’s how I get it started! Same weirdo, you heard me! Oh and my leg’s broke, fun for all.
My 47th book has been completed, and it’s long and boring you’re welcome! It’s good for starting fires thou, that’s a plus! I’m laying on the ground flailing my bag of Froot Loops and English muffins currently, help I’m lazy! No one’s helping, time for the old chicken call coo caw blub! It worked I’m being dragged into the nearby ditch. Somedays you’re just a lucky duck what can I say?!
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