So yeah, I’m at this highfalutin wedding of my mailperson in a cave under my home! And if I could say, it’s darker than a room with lights, but I couldn’t see you to tell you that anyway! I think some fat guy thinks I’m a chair, because his wideload butt is pushing me into the groom! Oh god I just knocked over the groom and he sideswiped the bride. I feel embarrassed for them, but I instead say the words loudly,” IS THAT BENGAY YOU’RE WEARING FOR COLONGE?!”. And if it hadn’t been so silent I would not have felt so embarrassed I was holding in my farts! So I blasted and it was too dark for anyone to know it was me, it was thou. Now the groom’s pissed and he’s saying,” you ruined my wedding! I outta kill you!” but he doesn’t know it was me, it was. So I give wideload a poke in the side with my salad fork, and he falls into the groom’s punch for some reason! I almost feel responsible if this wedding cake I’m eating didn’t taste so good! Why all the yelling I say? You’re in love, act that way! It’s about then the band, which is a puppeteer and his 3 string guitar, starts playing the Beatles song, or Ruttles song I can’t remember,” While my guitar gently weeps.”. I know why thou, your playing sucks and you need more strings, you suck sir I’m sorry! Now he’s mad at me, but he doesn’t know who made the comment. So I push the groom’s mother into him and she’s kicking his butt and breaking his guitar! I feel, um like maybe I’m responsible, but damn your guitar playing sucks! God every note makes me want to eat more of this delicious wedding cake, god it’s good! Oh, I see the bride heading my way with punch in her eyes. So I trip grandma into her and run for it! THANKS for INVITING ME! Your guitar playing still sucks thou,sir, BYE!!
I was told the wedding party had to wear only codpieces, I’m sorry!
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