Ahhhhhh my head!!! Ahhh my neck!!! That’s what I yell when I’m asked direct questions in public! Then I kick the nearest wall and throw whatever is in my hands into the air! I’m just trying to make friends, but for some reason it’s not working, what gives?! Oh I love a good Yack belly to ride in! I mean, talk about luxury and the smell, to die for! I only have 20 or 30 more hours in here and I’m halfway home! Even my cell phone loves the stench, as it’s glowing green, yes! There was a great Yack owner that once said eloquently, Yack eat Yack walk! I mean I couldn’t have said it better, and I’m trying! The half eaten oats make a nice pillow!
Oh my stead Righteous is drinking my last beer, WATCH IT BACON! I found a wad of cash in a lump of elephant dung, yesterday’s high to the LIGHT! Now I can buy that Jimi Hendrix shaped back scratcher! It’s the little things that matter, just ask the Reaper Man! Boy I haven’t had more fun then kicking the Reaper man hard in the butt! Steal my last Donkey Kong shaped pretzel will ya. Ohhhh my back!! Ahhh my leg fell off!! Sorry for the outburst someone just asked me if I worked here. Is it alright if my traveling companion my female cheetah yells the song Thunder Road when people say hello? I can’t say I mind it, much! STRAP YOUR HANDS ‘ROUND MY ENGINES!! Sorry again, just making conversation with the Yack owner!
Yes man killing me, that Drano bottle IS filled with magic beans, ENJOY!
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