What neighbor’s kid I’m supposed to be watching, you wanna run off and join the circus? I’LL DRIVE! Is it hard to be a lion tamer? God no, just get lathered up in meat, and poke a lion a few times! Boy they love it when you do that! What, EAT YOU?! What a dumb question! No, they’ll just lay down and you can rub their tummy with your meat covered head! Where will you sleep? Everywhere, dumpsters, abandoned cars, holes, you might even get a good hard elephant turd for a pillow. Yeah, that is awesome, makes me wanna join too! Hey, can you breathe less kid, it’s annoying thanks. Huh, will you get paid? Of course not, they let you use the elephant turd don’t they? Will you end up starving and broke? NO, you won’t at first silly. Boy, I may have to drop you off on this stretch of darkened, railroad track. I’ll see ya, you can walk can’t ya? NO, this isn’t dark and scary, just man up you brat! I’ll see ya neighbor’s kid I hate for burning my new house down!
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