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In case the brakes fail, I’m just gonna jump out now girl dumping me for my best friend!

September 6, 2012 · lightningpen

What neighbor’s kid I’m supposed to be watching, you wanna run off and join the circus? I’LL DRIVE! Is it hard to be a lion tamer? God no, just get lathered up in meat, and poke a lion a few times! Boy they love it when you do that! What, EAT YOU?! What a dumb question! No, they’ll just lay down and you can rub their tummy with your meat covered head! Where will you sleep? Everywhere, dumpsters, abandoned cars, holes, you might even get a good hard elephant turd for a pillow. Yeah, that is awesome, makes me wanna join too! Hey, can you breathe less kid, it’s annoying thanks. Huh, will you get paid? Of course not, they let you use the elephant turd don’t they? Will you end up starving and broke? NO, you won’t at first silly. Boy, I may have to drop you off on this stretch of darkened, railroad track. I’ll see ya, you can walk can’t ya? NO, this isn’t dark and scary, just man up you brat! I’ll see ya neighbor’s kid I hate for burning my new house down!

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  1. mandyevebarnett
    September 6, 2012 Reply

    Thoughts that can’t be played upon I think! We all have them.

  2. Immigration Lawyer in Croydon
    April 28, 2013 Reply

    You could certainly see your skills in the article you write.
    The sector hopes for even more passionate writers such as you who are not afraid to mention how they
    believe. All the time follow your heart.

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