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No you may not use my motor oil to have sex! Now get out of my son’s underwear!

August 31, 2012 · lightningpen

I can’t believe Clinto Eastwoodia drank so much keg of beer before his unscheduled rant! For a minute I half expected his legs to give out and the floor would break his fall! Can’t believe my Captain Crunch certified fan hat hasn’t come?! I’m sick of just wearing the captain hat I got from a bum, and getting beaten up! Although, it’s a good way to meet people! So is ice slips, that’ll bring a crowd when I’m lying there with a broken hip. Then I invariably gab them up with things like, DAMN this HURTS! CALL an Ambulance! I find this chit chat breaks the ice, and you never know who you’ll meet! Did I mention the crunch hat, it’s snazzy! If I only had the belt I could get my rowboat and go pirating. You only need a day, or two’s, worth of food as you live off the sea. I can’t wait, here comes TREASURE!

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  1. Andy C. Smith
    August 31, 2012 Reply

    This is quite mad and quite funny. What do you call this writing form? Some kind of take on stream of consciousness?

  2. lagosbooksclub
    September 19, 2012 Reply

    …but for certain objectives for students in my country i would have loved to feel free like u…but thanks for sharing your cool “streams”….

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