I can’t believe Clinto Eastwoodia drank so much keg of beer before his unscheduled rant! For a minute I half expected his legs to give out and the floor would break his fall! Can’t believe my Captain Crunch certified fan hat hasn’t come?! I’m sick of just wearing the captain hat I got from a bum, and getting beaten up! Although, it’s a good way to meet people! So is ice slips, that’ll bring a crowd when I’m lying there with a broken hip. Then I invariably gab them up with things like, DAMN this HURTS! CALL an Ambulance! I find this chit chat breaks the ice, and you never know who you’ll meet! Did I mention the crunch hat, it’s snazzy! If I only had the belt I could get my rowboat and go pirating. You only need a day, or two’s, worth of food as you live off the sea. I can’t wait, here comes TREASURE!
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