Holy smokdidalyoak I just finished my remodling of the hole I live in. Now there’s an extra bathroom right by my bed, YES! Oh, and it smells, bad, so it’s pretty smokdidalyoak cool! I had to open a fresh can of whoopbutt after I broke my I Dream of Jenie collectibles. Who knew porcelain couldn’t fly?! So I slapped a Mr. Potatohead that was hogging the remote and it was fun. I took his nose and no one knew it was me! Then a polar bear stole my best chicken, I’ll miss ya buddy! Boy I miss that chicken breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Writing a lot these days, as the new book is going great! I am also very happy with my first free promotion of The Ohgood Caristic http://www.amzn.to/PgdWic with it .99 now. I have gotten 1 Review on MAGIC EVERYTHING, even thou it was a bit odd thank you very much.
My dream is to be a professional writer, which means a lot of hard work. I’m glad to do it, it’s finding out how to market yourself that’s difficult. I’ve been reading a ton, blogs and book’s with pretty good absorption. The hope is I can learn what has to be done and then just do it. So, that’s what I’m thinking about today. Thank you for everyone that joined in the free promotion now here’s your faults.
1. You only talk when your mouth is full and it’s something important.
2. You tried showering and figured out you didn’t like it!
3. You think my name is GUY or HEY YOU!
4. You follow your vibes and always end up face down in the dirt with a bloody nose.
5. You caw like a crow when someone asks you a direct question caw CAW!!
Thank you everyone for the support!!!
Glad to hear you have a new bathroom. I hope you get good use from it. How did I miss the Ohgood Caristic promo? It was probably because I was searching the “backflab of a hungry pie salesman in Peru.” I was successful. A fine looking man indeed! … Good luck with your marketing efforts. It can be tough, but I’m finding it to be enjoyable as well.
I’m sorry you got ankle deep in some backflab, it happens! Mostly when you’re naked full of Tequila in Mexico, but who am I to judge? I’m sorry you missed the promotion, but that book is enrolled in the KDP select program. So I can’t offer it free again for 2 months and 3 weeks, ugh! I have a fantasy epic fiction novel for FREE titled PABSTRUM’S RECKONING here http://www.bit.ly/O6k3FC take a look!