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Mister, can you stop being an idiot, we can’t see the parade?

August 23, 2012 · lightningpen

So I got a new doctor and he’s screwing me over too, but who cares who’s got sprinkles?! I wore ass-less chaps to church, but don’t worry I had nothing on underneath ‘em! And for some reason I was getting dirty looks, like what’s up with that?! Then I went up ate a stack of those weird bread wavers and ran off with the church wine! So yeah, my experience was really good and the wine only had half backwash, which is pretty good. Then I started doing the funky chicken on main street and no one joined in?! Where’s the love for the chicken?! I can still remember a day when that would have got me a free donut, but instead I got a kick in my ass and a hurl down a thorny hill! So it was the usual, only hurt for 5, or 6 hours! About then I saddled up my trusty steed Righteous and we randomly rode thru peoples living rooms! Righteous seemed to think one house didn’t need their dinner so he ate it! I would have minded if I weren’t eating all the fried chicken! Then for some reason we ended up in a hole, with dirt being shoveled on us! I knew I needed a job about then and felt dumb to be riding a filthy piglet! Then to my amazement Righteous started digging like a darn fool! And we ended up in the woman’s changing room at the mall! Again I wished I learned how to duck an uppercut to the head, as the women were none too pleased, WHO KNEW! Now we’re watching the lamest clown ever bend balloons into NOTHING! They still look like balloons, but he claims they resemble hot dogs, lame! OH, did I mention my doctor screwed me?!

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  1. karensdifferentcorners
    August 24, 2012 Reply

    Hi John I just left a message for you on the about page here on your blog Guess I should have left it here! Anyway stop by my blog!

  2. Studio Exhibits
    August 24, 2012 Reply

    Great writing.

  3. Ileandra Young
    August 28, 2012 Reply

    How deliciously random. O.o

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