Sorry about not blogging for awhile, but holy cow smoking pipe as he rides over a waterfall have I had a bad week! My doctor went crazy and screwed me over, thanks too kind of ya! But as far as right now, I feel better than a man trapped in a punching bag without chives, that’s pretty good! I went to my sister’s wedding and there was a funky chicken spotting, and YES they should be ashamed! Why the DJ decided to time warp back to the eighties I don’t know! But at least the music sucked, which was awesome! I feel this tremendous ache for The Legend of Zelda. Mostly because my new Zelda hat and shorts most retailers find offensive. The sword thou, that’s money and I’m slicing some bread with it now!
If you finds yourself in Geary’s saloon and a fried clam does slap your eye, be damn sure to jump into the spittoon it’s safer! I’m there now and it is SWEET! Old lady Nutter is eyeing my chaps and if she weren’t 500 pounds I’d be interested. As it is I’m interested in running! Once outside I seen Young lady Nutter eyeing my,” I don’t know where your wedding ring is, but you look smokin’ hot!” t- shirt and my collar minds. So here I am running again, but my Keg of beer I’m carrying is getting shaken up! So I ah hurled it out into traffic for safety’s sake. Boy, I never knew a keg could explode like that! SORRY, I hope you didn’t need your backseat fella!