In every century there has emerged a real peckerhead! Most of which ruin my family’s life by working in food service! I said to the cashier I’d like 2 hamburg’s! She said we only serve hamburgers and that my chaps smelled, bad! About then my hand accidentally hurled the free mustards into the wall, but I was quick to apologize! They were quick to kick me out! I wouldn’t have minded being physically hurled into the dumpster with the sour beandip, if it weren’t for the lack of manners in DOING SO! I quickly grabbed 2 heaps of beandip and ACCIDEnTALLY hurled it into their smug smiling faces! A pounding of me ensued that I right or wrong took offense too! The poet Richmond Virginia said of poundings,” try to keep the CHAPS INTACT!” That is the credo I live and get, pounded a lot by! About this the restaurant next door called Steak you Idiot, decides their moldy cheese and somewhat flammable mayonnaise needs to find it’s way into my life! I can say I minded, but then the running up and jumping OFF, of the cardboard onto the fry cook, wouldn’t seem as awesome as it was! Then this time I got a baker’s dozen karate kicks to the love nuggets, again oddly enough I minded! Then I ran off yelling, YOU WIMP losers, I’ll kick your butts! Which leads to them chasing after me thru the,” Clam and Raisin made jeans day Fest!”. Leading of course to me tripping on a horse nugget and falling down a manhole! I see no man, but the hole and mostly hard cement floor as I hits YES, I sees it! Now rats are cute, to other rats, but for some reason I minds them crawling on me! I hope the words,” Screaming like a little girl!” means something to you at this point, as I ah was and it was ah ‘barrassing!
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