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I need a cabbage patch kid and a half eaten small fry, OH, and stop looking at me!

August 8, 2012 · lightningpen

In every century there has emerged a real peckerhead! Most of which ruin my family’s life by working in food service! I said to the cashier I’d like 2 hamburg’s! She said we only serve hamburgers and that my chaps smelled, bad! About then my hand accidentally hurled the free mustards into the wall, but I was quick to apologize! They were quick to kick me out! I wouldn’t have minded being physically hurled into the dumpster with the sour beandip, if it weren’t for the lack of manners in DOING SO! I quickly grabbed 2 heaps of beandip and ACCIDEnTALLY hurled it into their smug smiling faces! A pounding of me ensued that I right or wrong took offense too! The poet Richmond Virginia said of poundings,” try to keep the CHAPS INTACT!” That is the credo I live and get, pounded a lot by! About this the restaurant next door called Steak you Idiot, decides their moldy cheese and somewhat flammable mayonnaise needs to find it’s way into my life! I can say I minded, but then the running up and jumping OFF, of the cardboard onto the fry cook, wouldn’t seem as awesome as it was! Then this time I got a baker’s dozen karate kicks to the love nuggets, again oddly enough I minded! Then I ran off yelling, YOU WIMP losers, I’ll kick your butts! Which leads to them chasing after me thru the,” Clam and Raisin made jeans day Fest!”. Leading of course to me tripping on a horse nugget and falling down a manhole! I see no man, but the hole and mostly hard cement floor as I hits YES, I sees it! Now rats are cute, to other rats, but for some reason I minds them crawling on me! I hope the words,” Screaming like a little girl!” means something to you at this point, as I ah was and it was ah ‘barrassing!

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  1. maddiecochere
    August 8, 2012 Reply

    Lightningpen, you’re married, yes? How about a guest blog from your wife giving her perspective on life with you? ;-) Thanks for the fast-food visuals this morning. I like starting my day with a smile.

    • lightningpen
      August 9, 2012 Reply

      No, actually I don’t have a girlfriend at the moment, but wish I did! I’m very happy you liked this blog post, it’s one of my favorites! Have a great day!

  2. Lorna's Voice
    August 9, 2012 Reply

    I’ve nominated you for a couple of blogging awards. Check out my next post!

  3. Ottabelle
    August 10, 2012 Reply

    This brightens my day.

    • lightningpen
      August 18, 2012 Reply

      Thank you for that it makes me happy!

  4. hannalietaute
    August 18, 2012 Reply

    i adore the titles of your posts….cabbage patch kids- oh how i miss those!

    • lightningpen
      August 18, 2012 Reply

      Hi, thank you writing the titles is half the fun. I still remember when the whole country had to have a cabbage patch kid. I remember because I almost got trampled.

      • hannalietaute
        August 22, 2012

        ha ha ha, i am glad they didn’t trample you otherwise we would miss out on some great posts!

      • lightningpen
        August 22, 2012

        Thank you, I’ve been dealing with a lot of pain lately, and haven’t been able to post. I hope it works out somehow.

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