Hey why don’t you jump in the coffin to see if you like it! WHAT, no that’s not me shoveling dirt on you, it rains dirt around here! Boy it’s so hot and dirt right now I feel bad having not told you! What, why am I removing the ladder?! Well for the experience of course, how else will you know if you like it?! Boy what a dumb question that was! Hey do you wanna see how dark it gets inside?! Just duck your head for a second! No I won’t close it on ya, horse snot, yes I meant of course not. WHAT?! I can’t hear you with the coffin closed sir! Oh I’m just gonna undo the straps, be ready for a stiff jolt won’t ya! OH gee, your sideways in the grave, well I’ll see ya! Thanks for calling me pal and slapping me hard on the back! Yeah, I guess I did mind afterall, so whatever! Oh wait, is this your wallet in my hand?! Huh, it is isn’t it, I need an all your money loan, thanks again PAL! OH one last thing, your girlfriend’s hot I’m gonna ask her out! OH I’m stealing your car too, she’s a beut’! What?! You hate me and I’m gonna pay?! No payment necessary I’m taking your house too, thanks again pally I minded the slap I guess! At some point you gotta stop being such a jerk and stop slapping people, like when you’re in a coffin being buried alive! There’s a shovel in the coffin,sir, you can dig your way out! Just kidding there isn’t one, just wanted one last dashing of your hopes, enjoy pal!
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