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Oatmeal trousers were my first choice for prom, you were the second, BLAH!

August 6, 2012 · lightningpen

Hi, I just started a new science fiction novel today, and I’m excited about this one! I’m back to jamming thru 28 pages a day, and as long I just write and don’t worry about anything else I’ll be fine! I find the better the plot the easier it is to write, and this one I’m flying! I also have to keep my hopes up I’ll sell some copies of Magic Everything, as I really love that book and it’d be nice if someone would just take a look at it!

It’s codpiece and Viking helmet weather today, so you know where my heads at! In a Viking helmet smoothies lover, Where else?! Oh I have this hankering for fake smiles and elephant turd, ya know the circus! But I’m circusless and jogging s fever, it happens! I still remember that thing I can’t forget, whatever it was! I started flipping out when I realized I’m peak age to be an Olympic judo champion, cause I’m good at falling, world class! Oh wait a minute, the neighbors are karate kicking the dog again, nice form. I mean GET AWAY from the pouch! Boy, the neighbors are a weird group, they gently kick my dog daily, and he seems to like it weird! FYI I see smelly Sid the guy from across the street about to break his lawn chair by sitting down too fast, OH and he wipes it! Boy do I lead an exciting life! Can’t he’p it, uh oh my trusty steed Righteous is Lickin’ up the last of the pea soup! Step away Righteous!

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  1. mixedupmeme
    August 6, 2012 Reply

    Oatmeal Trousers? I never heard that expression or heard of them before. I eat oatmeal for breakfast everyday. Somehow I have quickly lost my appetite for it. I bet that’s what Smelly Sid has in his pants…….smelly oatmeal. Glad he wipes it up. Of course pea soup can cause the same mess. :(

    • lightningpen
      August 6, 2012 Reply

      Pea soup, cinnamon Sid’s got himself a weird life! I’m half sure that i’m a quarter right that he’s dialing zero on the all there phone one too many times! He’s looking at me right now and he’s covered in cinnamon, I’ll have to message you back! Honey where’s the petrified Rhino leg?!

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