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August 4, 2012 · lightningpen

Hi hey, how’s it going? I just won the Inspiring Blogger award for the 2nd time, my 14th award all told and whispered beneath your soup! So yeah, there’s that and I just got invited to the free Mumford and Sons concert, insert weak barely audible yeah here! I don’t particulary care for za Mumford, as Thompson and son play a mean jug and install couches! Look, now that furniture moving companies like za Mumford are making it big, I can hold out hope for people who sow and smell, stars people! I like folk music, but only if it’s 50 years old! Za Mumford I don’t know, maybe if they could make a duck speak or cover themselves in tree sap at their shows I might like it, can’t say thou? Then there’s the lack of good faucet work after the show, that quite frankly I find appalling! I heard once from my invisible friend, any real band can coldcock their audience if the music wanes, and za Mumford just doesn’t have that! Hey, I wish they did it’d get them out of the tub and toilet scene! Now,when I think about them possibly hurling themselves into a ravine to promote their,” MUSIC,” I say go for it, that will easily get you playing grey pig wrestling festivals and underwear tastings GO FOR IT! So yeah, I will probably go, but only if I get comped some really good bacon, hmm bacon!

I’d like to thank http:/:lizbethwrightbooks.wordpress.com for nominating me for this award AND the half eaten pretzel! It was incredibly nice of you on both counts, boy that pretzel made the party too! Seriously you have an incredible blog that warrants checking out, as you’ll love every dripping of creativity there, thank you again!

Noe here are 7 Reasons not to feed me beans! Wait, no I’m being told I have to tell you 7 things about myself, insert lackadaisical great here!
1. Don’t tempt me with beans, or only one of us will live to regret it!
2. I used be in on a sketch comedy show in my home city of Portland, and yes those photos will come back to haunt me!
3. I played a 1 hour rock show at the Rainbow in Hollywood, and there was music involved thankfully!
4. I can do a 4 revolution backspin with very few people getting injured, PLEASE BACK UP PEOPLE!
5. I scored 74 points in a basketball game once, and I was a gunner, but it’s only gunning if you miss!
6. I love me movies and yes Avatar made ms good and sad! What drug was that anyway, did they drug the popcorn?! If so can I get more popcorn?!
7. I have an uncanny way with animals, that ever since I was a kid they are drawn to me! I think it’s because I’m part muscast, Muscrat fever! Doon da doon doon!

Here are my 15,000 nominees, wait my bad 15 nominees!
1. Http://neelkanth.wordpress.com
2.Http:// molixiu.wordpress.com
3. Http://londonsurvival.wordpress.com
4. Http://chrissolmay.wordpress.com
5. Http://grandmalin.wordpress.com
6. Http://thecottonbowlbride.wordpress.com
7. Http://distantminds.wordpress.com
8. Http://infinitewiddendream.wordpress.com
9. Http://sheliahurst.wordpress.com
10. Http://conversingwithnovels.wordpress.com
11. Http://ideastoworlds.wordpress.com
12. Http://brianwestbye.wordpress.com
13. Http://writeknit.wordpress.com
14. Http://figmentcity.wordpress.com
15. Http://mittenskittens.wordpress.com

There are all the nominees I wish you all great luck in your writing careers! One final word on za Mumford shame factor in their songs, they’re good, but Sarah McClocklan could shame the cane out of a blind man’s hand zowee!

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  1. richardofawesomeness
    August 4, 2012 Reply

    :OOOOO Thanks very much Mr.Lightningpen, I think you’re the sharpest pen in the shed. Keep writing! And again, a large thanks for this award, I appreciate it. :) *Gives a breadstick in return

  2. allworldissues
    August 4, 2012 Reply

    goodluck to all the nominiees :) i know who has my vote

  3. jessicaembarlow
    August 5, 2012 Reply

    *cheers*
    Thank you very much.
    Greetings other nominees!

  4. arielpakizer
    August 5, 2012 Reply

    Thank you! This made my day! I never expected my blog to receive any sort of nomination. Congratulations on your wins! I wish you the best of luck on your blog, and thank you again for noticing mine.

  5. Sheila
    August 7, 2012 Reply

    Thank you! Hope you enjoy Mumford and Sons anyway – maybe if you bring some of that Avatar popcorn along?

    • lightningpen
      August 7, 2012 Reply

      That and my beaver suit and moose neck smoothie!

  6. maddiecochere
    August 7, 2012 Reply

    “I used be in on a sketch comedy show in my home city of Portland, and yes those photos will come back to haunt me!”

    I knew it! I knew there was a comedy background in there. … Off to search the internet looking for the pictures!! :-)

    • lightningpen
      August 7, 2012 Reply

      They’re hidden in the backflab of a hungry pie salesman in Peru, so goooood luck!

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