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That beaver AIN’T ridin’ in the truck! And neither are you!

July 31, 2012 · lightningpen

Just 2 days until Magic Everything comes out and it got me thinking, can da beaver man fly?! Cause I’m up in my homemade dragon shaped helicopter and damn if I didn’t find da beaver up here! Well here goes, tell me if the ground’s hard beaver, good luck! So, having a good day thus far, my,” I’m really invisible so watch IT!’ t-shirt on, purple slacks and rubber sneakers souls tied to my feet, where’s the party?! I know swimming in mud is fun, but hurling in your date, MORE fun! Is it chunky gorgeous?! What, you hate me and want me dead, WHY?! I’m at a loss for word clamlick, that was best shot! Oh I can’t believe I’m telling you this, but I sleep in a fiberglass tube in your dumpster! I hope you don’t mind reader, but it’s sweet sleepin’ let me tell ya! A ham for a pillow, cabbage and gravy blanket, FUN who asked YA?!

Jim Morrison is everyone. We’ve all been there where you’re a balding fat rock star with your looks fading! What was it the end was his friend? Well the end can beat it! If your friend is death that’s one he’ll of a JERK to hang out with! Oh yeah, it sure is fun to run yourself into the ground, I LOVE IT! Oh, where’s Poo bear and Tiger when you need them? I got da beaver carcass I need to make into a sweater! There’s a big party coming, just keeping up with the roadkill wearing crowd, low society! You get 3 chances in life, to BLOW IT, blow it real bad, and SCREW yourself major, EnJOY the ride!

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  1. simonet7
    July 31, 2012 Reply

    I’ve nominated you for the Very Inspiring Bloggers Award.
    Here’s a link for more info: http://xavia101.wordpress.com/2012/07/31/very-inspiring-blogger-award/

    Good luck.

    • lightningpen
      July 31, 2012 Reply

      Hi, thank you for this prestigious award! I also just won the Lovely blog award, which means I’ll need a little time to properly accept! I’m releasing a new book and I need to make sure everything is right with it, so my time is mostly taken already!! Again thank you! Too many ways to fall, so many who never know any of them at all! Have a great day of writing!

  2. maddiecochere
    July 31, 2012 Reply

    Lightningpen, you continually amaze me with the entertainment that flows from your brain! Yes, Jim Morrison is everywhere … he made an appearance in my first book. :-)

  3. Sally Haig
    August 1, 2012 Reply

    Thanks for visiting my blog, I am low on the learning curve so please excuse the delay in responding. Have you read William Faulkner? You may have resonance with him.

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