Hi, I was just thinking about the last time i went swimmy in the public pool! You know if you’re not the first one in you’re swimming in foulness! I looked up and saw a little kid smiling at me, and I didn’t have to ask I just knew I knew! It didn’t help the water was a little too warm and toasty for spring! So I rode my trusty steed home my pet piglet Righteous and showered me up! Then I saw the same kid sitting on my couch smiling, and I knew I just knew! Hmm, i’m happy that Magic Everything is almost out, but not the see thru speedo, you’re blinding people, it’s wrong! Then there’s my diet, nothing but shaved ice and a single caramel stare per day, too easy! What was it the smart person said, the longer I talk to you the longer it feels like I’m talking to you! Whatever, what a dumb thing to say loser!
I’m very thankful that the spiderman trousers from 5th grade still fit and don’t ruin my rep at the gym, lucky I guess! Boy I tell ya I’m in my Olympic spirit, I yell a lot and punch things! They should give unicorns a decent coloring book, too many rainbows and I’m ripped! Can’t I get 1pot of gold or a weird head to color in, come on, you’re dropping the ball here! It sure is a Great feeling to know that running in place was overlooked as an Olympic event, I spent 12 years in a hole refining it, now this snub! Well that’s it I’m only watching 6 or 7 hours of coverage a day! You know it’s her place when your place is the dump! Who knew garbage and seagulls were a turn off, GREAT! Next you’re gonna tell me showering and working out are back in fashion, yeah right! If there’s 1 thing I’ve deduced, it’s that the pick up line I’m the police empty your purse is a classic!
“Whatever, what a dumb thing to say loser!”
That is my choice quote from lightningpen for today. As I go through the blogs that I follow…..wow do I ever read some dumb things!!!
WHOA………….you didn’t hear me say your stuff was dumb. LOL
But I like dumb things. So if you ever do decide to write dumb things, you will know you have a real fan.