Hi, I’ve been working on my own edit of Magic Everything to compare to the professional one I’m having done, and it’s finished! No more bullet holes, the bones have healed in my grammar skills, and I’ve fixed the comma situation! Now for a 10 part harmony sung thru a duck and we’re done! It reads well and my endless revisions did bear fruit thankfully! They didn’t bear new socks, which I need, whatever! This is the first clean copy I’ve ever produced, and now I feel invigorated with the end result, me being lowered into molasses as I’m pummeled with rocks! Just kidding, it was guacamole whatever! Now my sister’s wedding is fast approaching and someone will of course ask, does this book have a lot of words, because we’re sick of words? Then I’ll lose it and forget to curtesy laugh, hey tough luck! So we’re staying in a cabin at the wedding, can wait! I’m whitening my teeth a bit so when I trip and take out the wedding cake, I’ll look my best! Then there’s the endless cries of the Freebird of weddings, FUNKY, CHICKEN! The funky chicken is only fun if someone is really wasted and they do a face plant and rip out the ass crack of their pants! Otherwise it’s not one I’d rank anywhere! Then there’s THE BAND! Hitting on all your family members and acting like they’re SO BORED! You can see my life is action packed!
You gotta keep your eyes on the prize they say, but I got my eyes on the gi-raffe that’s my ride home! I sees before me el whip as she’s called, and she keeps waving me over for a headlock! Neh, neh I says and then I hurl myself out the window, to keep up my rep! The problem is I lands in the pig feeder! About then I wish I’d never met that pesky pair of chaps I’m wearin’! MOO AHH, MOO AHH I shouts for help! Damn if no one offers to aid my slop covered body! Then I see a bright orange and red colored horny piglet coming my way and I knows it’s RUN! 1 hour later I pull up lame in front of,” Steak is a condiment,” restaurant! Then it hits me, a long silver baseball bat in the lower back! I call out in invisible language, mostly snorts and screams and knows I should have been a lawyering man!