You ever get stuck having no one to talk to for a couple days? Yeah, neither have I, no that was a bit of whimsy, put down the revolver! WHAT?! I’m gonna have to duck the bullet! I’m don’t like my odds, zip to zip! Yeahoo, hand me the gun and I’ll take a practice shot on you first?! WHO?! I’m not him, I’m the other guy you hate! Let’s go find THAT GUY! Oh, you’re not supposed to carry a gun if you’re the one’s to ah be firing it, I’ll hold it for ya! No I’m not gonna shoot you in the back, or head I can’t aims a real gun! Hey this gun feels warm and alive, WATCH OUT! Sorry for shooting you, yes you’ll probably bleed to death out here in the desert I feel for ya! WHAT, I did that on purpose? So what, it’s you or me pal, it’s you! No I won’t carry you to safety, in this jacket are you crazy?! I found this on the side of the road. It has day old sentimental value, about a buck and a quarter! Yes you’re starting to smell, enjoy the aroma! No, I won’t be hanging here with you, I’ve got breathing to do loser! No you can’t ride on the spare horse! I’m using that one for legroom you idiot! Get to dying, you smell! Can I give a goodbye hug? Yeah right loser and have you kill me! Oh no the gun feels warm again I can’t control it ahh! Sorry for shooting you again, this gun is crazy for chest shots! See ya, watch out for those buzzards nearby! Yeah they look friendly, but they’re gonna eat you for sure! Yes I am laughing, i’ll see ya loser good luck!
If I had gotten that pony, I wouldn’t be sucking gas out my neighbors tank! Wooo!
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You ever see them cartoons where the character looks at the camera and blinks with a “tink tink” sound? I think this is one of them.
LOL.
I loved that, so random
Hi, well thank you for this comment, and yes I have seen them! I didn’t know I’d become one, but when your formal education is gum wrappers and warning labels some people would! I should have known the gutter was in my future, when I got comfy like sleeping in drain pipes and disguarded overalls! Again no! Thank you for the like and follow! Great art is a single line drawn with feeling! Keep creating!
Your wordplay exceeds my Scrabble capability. I varnish floor of the Sistine Chapel, while you paint the ceiling.
Your way with words is refreshing. Looking forward to more!