So my hands have been feeling great for 5 days straight, which just means the pain hasn’t gone beyond the medication! That meant I could up my writing to 30 pages a day! So I wrote an entire novel in 5 days, and yes I am as tired as a pig in a lion’s pen! It’s one of those things where 22 to 27 pages you’re fine, you can still function in life as half a zombie! Now anything 28 and up for some reason saps too much of your mental and physical strength! It means full body pain and an incredible desire to do something stupid, so you start a boy band titled The Hairy heads! Then you start playing shows in a dumpster for beer money, SUCCESS At LAST! Before you know it thou the book is finished along with your boy band, and one of them really SUCKS! I wonder which one, The Hairy heads, were you listening! And it takes 11 days to recover causing delusions of slander, as you tell the local newspaper The Neck your neighbor sells mule riding paraphernalia to children! So the one thing I’ve learned about writing a novel this fast,( working title Deconstructing Swerd Enemoes,) is that it is WAY fun! I mean to go on a journey like that everyday is exciting! I’ll never skydive any higher than I can actually fall on my side when I pass out on the couch, but this is close to that! Oh random chives mention chives! I’m starting a July 9th annual chives mention, please pass it on and remember, a world without chives, is a friggin’ thing who cares I’M EXHAUSTED!
So my nosey wosey says hello, WHAT?!
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Bloody hell! I’m pushing my luck with 17 syllables!
Hi, thank you for the great comment! I hope you have an inspired day of writing! Waves of hope leave beaches of dreams realized for as far as the eye can see! Nice to meet you!
SO MANY BEACHES OF DREAMS. : |.
Side note, how many words a page are you rocking? If I could write 30 pages in a day. Any day. If I could ever do that, I would die happily in a blender of syllabic fury.
SWEET SYLLABiC FURY
! (with the ‘i’ intentionally kept lower-case. Because it’s cooler-looking that way. 
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The chives will be mentioned.
you write so quickly! Keep it up!
Hi, since you are the official first chives mention outside of the chives king! You inherit the throne and become the chives queen! Thank you for your words of encouragement! And thank you for writing a comment! Keep spinning the endless yarns of imagination, as it meets the moment!
You’re leaving me in the dust, but I’m OK with that. As long as chives remain King.
Hi, your random chives mention passes my reign as chives king to you! You are now officially the 2nd chives queen! I bow before you, hurts my knee thou!
Ha! – So you’ll excuse me if I don’t bow down to you because I might never get up!
I’m glad you were feeling so well this day! I live with Crohn’s Disease and all it’s accompanying aches and pains, so I definitely know what you mean — those long periods when you can’t write either physically or mentally. A good day is a great blessing!
Also, when I saw the title of your post, I immediately thought of the Tenth Doctor on Doctor Who — I’m a recent addict. LOL. If you’re not a viewer, he used to shout WHAT! WHAT! Whenever something shocking happened.