So my hands have been feeling great for 5 days straight, which just means the pain hasn’t gone beyond the medication! That meant I could up my writing to 30 pages a day! So I wrote an entire novel in 5 days, and yes I am as tired as a pig in a lion’s pen! It’s one of those things where 22 to 27 pages you’re fine, you can still function in life as half a zombie! Now anything 28 and up for some reason saps too much of your mental and physical strength! It means full body pain and an incredible desire to do something stupid, so you start a boy band titled The Hairy heads! Then you start playing shows in a dumpster for beer money, SUCCESS At LAST! Before you know it thou the book is finished along with your boy band, and one of them really SUCKS! I wonder which one, The Hairy heads, were you listening! And it takes 11 days to recover causing delusions of slander, as you tell the local newspaper The Neck your neighbor sells mule riding paraphernalia to children! So the one thing I’ve learned about writing a novel this fast,( working title Deconstructing Swerd Enemoes,) is that it is WAY fun! I mean to go on a journey like that everyday is exciting! I’ll never skydive any higher than I can actually fall on my side when I pass out on the couch, but this is close to that! Oh random chives mention chives! I’m starting a July 9th annual chives mention, please pass it on and remember, a world without chives, is a friggin’ thing who cares I’M EXHAUSTED!
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